hair shirt

When a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. When the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.

'You're swimming with your shirt on?'

'That's my hair shirt asshole!'

by Van Def May 17, 2005

brown shirts

what happens when you run out of toilet paper

dude all you have is brown shirts what happened to the white ones

by a basic white guy July 20, 2016

Blubber shirt

The oversized T-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. When wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.

Her: Did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?

Him: What guy?

Her: That guy, the one in the blubber shirt.

by dogstar7 March 23, 2010

sinful shirts

a ad that is always on the side of urban dictionary.they know no one will even click on the thing but they put it on there anyways.

a guy in a baseball game is wearing a shirt with a donkey in boxing gloves. right across his crotch the words "donkey punch" are in huge letters.

by Julia 05 July 21, 2008

red shirt

A person whose quality of work is so poor that they are bound to be fired. Based on the Star Trek characters that suck so much at their job that they end up getting killed on always missions while all of the other officers don't even break a sweat.

Holly doesn't even know enough about her job to make a single decision. She can't even understand the basics of here own job. What a red shirt.

by The nazi mermaid February 5, 2005

hawaiin shirt

A button up shirt with loud print ,usually worn by middle aged men who have given up on fashion or think they are being funny.Usually paired with dad jeans

Oh god,that guys wearing a hawaiin shirt.

by Peachesandscream September 7, 2015

Shirt-lifter

When a guy repeatedly lifts up his shirt for no apparent reason, other than to show off his stomach or the waistband of his boxers.

“Oh, he’s such a shirt-lifter, he’s always got his belly out!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018