Kylie Minogue shagged in her bed. This term causes concern for teachers in the UK, when present in pupils’ writing.
by Darth Tad November 8, 2024
Get the Shagmug. by hoya2060 February 25, 2022
Get the shag shakemug. Sex.
Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
Get the shagmug. Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang
Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang
Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly
by HDcutz August 13, 2023
Get the shagmug. A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023
Get the Designated Safe Shagmug. Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.
by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023
Get the Royal Shagmug. by Dylan is so hot January 9, 2022
Get the Shagmug.