Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
Get the Sealed the dealmug. 
The Himalayan Seal is an unfortunate circumstance that has been known to occur while working in the offshore environment. It usually only affects new workers and occurs when using the lavatory/head closest to the engine/pump room. The Himalayan Seal occurs when the unfortunate worker accidentally creates an entirely air-tight seal around the toilet seat with their anatomy, and due to the elevated suction power (from being closer to the primary motor/pump room), the worker's anus gets sucked downward and potentially out of the workers butt-hole
Make sure to remind jimmy to warn the newbies about the himalayan seal... or don't, either way, it's going to be a sucky day.
AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!
AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!
by honeybuntech January 22, 2022
Get the Himalayan Sealmug. The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021
Get the Lazy Sealmug. Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.
Créer Par BASCLE Léa
Créer Par BASCLE Léa
Happy-Seal it's very interesant
by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020
Get the Happy-Sealmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The Second Sealmug. Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023
Get the Sealed Ventingmug.