guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.
guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010
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Week. All week is spent cleaning for this torturous morning. Sleep Deprivation is a must, and the battle to dust is always lost to the white glove, your bed is never tight enough, and you and your roomates stuff just happens to differ in the tiniest detail making you fail....Almost always coupled with a busy academic week leading to increased frustration, and anger. Normally mild-mannered people become Monster driven, redeyed zombies.
Week. All week is spent cleaning for this torturous morning. Sleep Deprivation is a must, and the battle to dust is always lost to the white glove, your bed is never tight enough, and you and your roomates stuff just happens to differ in the tiniest detail making you fail....Almost always coupled with a busy academic week leading to increased frustration, and anger. Normally mild-mannered people become Monster driven, redeyed zombies.
Person 1: Whats wrong with Jack he seems out of it.
Person 2: He has SAMI this week, I heard him muttering about dust and his three tests this week.
Person 1: Damn poor guy.
Person 2: He has SAMI this week, I heard him muttering about dust and his three tests this week.
Person 1: Damn poor guy.
by HavingFunatWP October 27, 2011
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by brian011089 December 17, 2008
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Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007
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2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.
3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.
3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
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They're not only lovers, but best friends.
They will be together forever.
They are known as the cutest couple in the whole world.
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