Big Sam Cosgrove

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

by FS19 November 17, 2018

toucan sam

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation

"I bet your not Sam...like me"

by UrbanDefinitions September 25, 2006

Sam

Sams are usually homosexual children that like to deep throat bananas at lunch and make their friends feel uncomfortable

Sam do you mind not doing that

Sam- *gurgles* and shoves banana down further

by WE%T0N October 5, 2017

Sam Pepper

To pull a Pepper. To act like a complete and utter twat for no apparant reason whatsoever.

To make rude comments, and to swan about being rude and/or obnoxious.

Oh my god. He's turned into a complete Sam Pepper!

by Finley-Marie August 5, 2010

Sam

Short for Samantha; A Beautiful girl that is fun, nice, hot, fun to be around, a great person, if you ever meet her befriend her asap! Although its clear that she is great, she doesn't believe it, but thats just her nature. :)

My day has been going bad... T_T
Oh Sam is here!!! :DDD

by seensunforthefirsttime February 5, 2010

Sam

The thing you find next to a tree after it rains.

Oh! I've found a Sam here!

by Theurband February 4, 2019