ronald

farting while getting fingered in the ass

Boy: "Oh my god did you just do what I think you did?"

Girl: "I'm so sorry"

Boy: "You just farted while I was fingering you in the ass!"

Girl: "Oops, sorry Ronald"

by atlatlatl February 3, 2007

Ronald

Dude who likes babies more than himself

Yo who’s that dude in the daycare
Oh that’s Ronald

by PingPongGuy December 11, 2018

Ronald Reagan

Like Bush.

There is however a difference.

Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.

His presidency was a joke though.

Billy: "Is Bush or Ronald Reagan a better president"
Me: Ronny

by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006

ronald reagan

Greatest American president to date who won a several landslide victories in the 80's. Reversed the Pacifistic actions of previous Democractic president Jimmy Carter and defeated Communism while staving off the "liberal left" who wanted vodka to become the world's favourite beverage.

Twenty years ago, on the afternoon of May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was struck by three bullets while being driven in a slow-moving convertible through St. Peter's Square, where 20,000 people had gathered to see the pontiff. Rushed to a hospital, the pope barely survived a six-hour operation. Two bystanders were also injured in the attack.

You see, two great people, the two, who crushed communism were supposed to die within 2 months.
And they both survived - to bring freedom to us (the Poles) and to the whole world.

A coincidence?

by James Taylor (founder of AFBF) April 11, 2005

Ronald McDonald Trump

Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.

Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit

A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.

by A. RANDOMGUY February 8, 2017

The Ronald McDonald Special

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

by Mormon X August 2, 2010

Runaway Train

when you are fucking a girl from behing near a wall the let go of her hips and her head goes through the wall

"I gave her the runaway train and now her dad is making me pay for the wall"

by The Conductor of the runaway train December 28, 2007