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ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.
I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.
by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020
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Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.
Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."
by shesclassist April 10, 2024
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Robot

I got a Robot stalking me
by imjustafan October 3, 2023
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Robotting

When someone's voice becomes incredibly distorted or glitchy over an internet videocall platform due to a poor internet connection. Similar to someone "breaking up" over the phone. This often happens over audio-centric communication platforms such as Discord, or in video game chat in general.
In a CSGO Game
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝

Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.
by wordier February 22, 2021
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Robot Love

The sincerest love emoji one can express, representing the pure love of a robot. Letter "E" followed by greater than ">" to form a robot heart.
Tiff, thanks for holding my hair after that 1/5th Curevo challenge. I ROBOT love you E>
by wgrz June 27, 2019
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Draga robot

an invention made by Naeem Khan, Micheal Oludemi, and Argjent Latifi the greatest scientist of their time made in 2020 using the lithium draga battery.
the draga robot cleaned half of bangladesh
by Shush1234 February 17, 2021
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Robot Teabag

the delicate art of teabagging while doing the robot
Man #1 Hey! Remember that girl from the club last night?
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!
by Rewind! February 4, 2010
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