the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020

Don’t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.

Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 4, 2022

Comic Read

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).

I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023