reading boy 

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.

He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.

reading boy by damnthatreadingboy December 8, 2015

i aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

i aint reading allat by vsonyx December 20, 2022

Reader 

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

Reader by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

Shovel Ready 

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

Shovel Ready by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

readtheory 

the most useless and boring reading site ever

Guy 1: Aw man, readtheory lesson's SUCK.
Guy 2: I know, right?

readtheory by Somebody who hates readtheory May 19, 2020

James Ready 

The best buck a beer you can get in Canada. 5.5% to get you drunk just that little bit faster. Is brewed in Niagra Falls, Ontario.

Fuck your shitty Lakeport, send on a next James Ready.

James Ready by Daveyboy420 March 4, 2009

you ain't ready for this 

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.

"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"

you ain't ready for this by TheeHitch December 10, 2013