PRO_rANDY 

When u stand in dog shit, PRO_rANDY is the bit that gets into all the grooves and u cant scrape it off

PRO_rANDY enjoys the odd thrust of a pork sword up his ass

PRO_rANDY by JamieClegg no. February 18, 2005

Rescue Randy 

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

Rescue Randy by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011

Ayn Randy 

When rabid proponents of laissez-faire capitalism get horny.

The Teabaggers all got so Ayn Randy about John Galt during their Atlas Shrugged book discussion that they began teabagging each other.

Ayn Randy by Communick1975 January 3, 2012

Dry Randy

An over the pants hand-job.

We were sitting at the bar so I had to settle for a dry randy.

Dry Randy by HandyRandy November 1, 2012

Slow Randy 

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.

Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"

Slow Randy by Dog Ross March 20, 2023

Fishing with Randy 

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

Fishing with Randy by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

Random Randy 

A sufficiently awkward or random person.
A person with no friends in a social situation.

When Alix was at a party with no one she knew, she was a total random randy.

Random Randy by AlixEverson January 2, 2009