Robert

A Blackity Black Black Black Man. Like, seriously, a shade of darkness that transcends a mix of outer space and the closing of the human eye. A man darker than freshly paved asphalt. A man darker than that fake ass spray barbers overuse to make hairlines crispy. A man darker than Trump's conscience. Just pure unadulterated darkness. The type of mf that Darth Vader looks at as inspiration for his new fit.

Boy it's so dark out here, I thought Robert showed up!

Robert by Ant Sanchy April 10, 2026

ROBERT! 

A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.

e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.

Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2

Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?

Jack: No you massive Robert!

ROBERT! by marmite lover October 4, 2009

róbert

A very non playable character

Ari: Where is Róbert

Símon: Probably doing some npc things

róbert by BigLumpWithKnobs October 10, 2022

Róbert

A very non playable character

Ari: Where is Róbert?

Símon: Probably doing some npc things

Róbert by BigLumpWithKnobs October 10, 2022

Róbert

A very non playable character

Ari: Where is Róbert

Símon: Probably walking into the wall

Róbert by BigLumpWithKnobs October 10, 2022

Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)

oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky

Robert ! by drulez2008 May 17, 2025

robert manion 

an icon, a legend. hips, hair and biceps thriving. he's a very pretty australian most known for his iconic roles in starkid productions twisted ; as a guard, as the magic carpet and as Baful (RIP Abdul), tgwdlm ; as (the very great) professor Hidgens and the (even greater) hot chocolat kid, and finally, in firebringer, where he got his best role ; snarl's left paw.

Robert Manion is such an icon. I love him

robert manion by StarkidStan August 7, 2019