Butterfly

A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary coordination, but characterized ( in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accomplished by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer.

Person 1: Coach said we have to do a 200 butterfly.
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically

by SwimmersLife November 24, 2017

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

Butterfly

IT'S NOT A PIGEON.

Is this a pigeon?

No you dumb fuck, it's a fucking butterfly.

Pigeon: bird
Butterfly: insects

by Oh hi there. May 20, 2018

Butterfly

When a girl has such a big orgasm her legs move in and out in an uncontrollable fasion.

Man, I was fucking Carly last night and she cried out yes and butterfly uncontrollably!

by Sir xXCRUSADER77 November 27, 2018

Butterfly

A fly that is made from butter

They say "Fly Fly like a butterfly!"

by Me three! March 12, 2019