puddled

When a log squishes a logger.

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.

by JCA/Bremerton December 27, 2021

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022

puddle and foff

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.

damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep

by puzzydeztroyer April 15, 2022

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Sun Puddle

the most band ever

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.

by YourAverageInternetMicroCeleb April 19, 2022

Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.

Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!

by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021