Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.

You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..

by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 5, 2022

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014

Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023