The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
by PoopSlave97 July 26, 2023
Get the iPiss Pro Max™ mug.A pro is a professional or somebody very good at something (pronouced pruh o). El is means "the" in mexican but can be used as english slang (pronouced the same as the letter in the english langauge L). You say el pro in the context of somebody doing something professional or difficult.
by The Mushroom Man June 1, 2023
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"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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Get the That’s pro shit mug.Liking every food except for foods that are not soup
i don't speak Latin, idk if these are the right tenses lol
i don't speak Latin, idk if these are the right tenses lol
Person 1: yeah, she's a solum poculum pro alimentum
Person 2: ... why are you just spewing Latin words now
Person 1: she only likes soup; and besides its in the urban dictionary (well now it is) so it must be a real word (false, you'd have to be a nerd to use this in a sentence)
Person 2: ... why are you just spewing Latin words now
Person 1: she only likes soup; and besides its in the urban dictionary (well now it is) so it must be a real word (false, you'd have to be a nerd to use this in a sentence)
by Selene uwu December 25, 2020
Get the solum poculum pro alimentum mug.A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.
> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
by bowowbrowncow December 21, 2021
Get the Simpy Cod Pro mug.when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
by yuba gurl June 25, 2012
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