blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010

Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020

Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.

Alex is a real potato (🥔).

by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020

Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

by BigSparky December 1, 2013

Georgia Potatoe

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug

It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe

by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013

potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011