When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
Get the Poon Job mug.adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
by nigger nick December 19, 2005
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Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009
Get the Poon Dabbler mug.A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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by h3ro2b March 3, 2011
Get the Poon Typhoon mug.Excessive amounts of labial folds in the poon area, so much so that it appears to have the ability to intake and process oxygen.
I'll bet Octomom has enough poon gills to support at least one of the Great Lakes, or maybe even Sea World.
by Spicahontas March 8, 2011
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