Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023

Pokemon

An awesome game using strategy to defeat, and best Pokémon Trainer you can be. It uses creatures based on animals with special abilties. The objective in most Pokémon games is to strive to the strongest trainer, defeat the Gym Leader, Defeat the Elite 4, Defeat the Champion, (this making you the champion) and finally Complete the Pokedex (a machine records Pokémon information.) Also consists of many Generations of Pokemon!

"Today I will every Pokemon!"

by YT-NarutoKakashi March 2, 2017

Pokemon

It's basically is a creature like pikachu eevee new mewtwo ditto etc

Ash:pikachu I choose you
Pikachu:can't you just use other pokemon
Ash:uhm maybe I'll try

by Asthetic_teddy September 3, 2021

Pokemon

Diagnosing Kids with Autism Without Fail Since 1996

This dude Jeffery was unable to be social at all, only able to talk about and be approached by one thing and one thing only: Pokemon. Dude could name every creature and every aspect about them but when it came to literally anything else he was radio silent or extremely defensive to himself.

by Goatsecx luver April 19, 2025

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokemon Go

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp

and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023