You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009
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1. An event, place, or activity conducive to the molestation of young children.
2. An event, place, or activity that would tempt one to have sex with a minor or has many minors exploiting their sexuality.
2. An event, place, or activity that would tempt one to have sex with a minor or has many minors exploiting their sexuality.
Person A: "Have you been to the middle school lately?"
Person B: "Yeah dude, total pedorama down there."
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Johnny liked to call his old panel van that read, "Free Candy" on the side his Pedorama-mobile.
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The pedophile zipped up his trenchcoat over his fury nude body and stepped off the door step towards the local playground. Pedorama had begun.
Person B: "Yeah dude, total pedorama down there."
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Johnny liked to call his old panel van that read, "Free Candy" on the side his Pedorama-mobile.
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The pedophile zipped up his trenchcoat over his fury nude body and stepped off the door step towards the local playground. Pedorama had begun.
by Broughizzay October 22, 2009
Get the pedorama mug.A hard-spittin', quick-witted hip-hop/rap artist from the western Lower Mainland of British Columbia. Known for his signature combination of space-age beats and retro sound. Among his many influences include Sonic the Hedgehog, Childish Gambino, The Jonas Brothers, and his boys Mashop, RyBerg and Young James.
He is best known for his catch-phrase "Poor Boi in the House" and has released a number of genre-breaking, unreasonably catchy singles, including: "Special Traxxx (Always On it)", featuring Mashop, and "FIREBAN (Straight Killin' This)", in which he collaborated with hip-hop icons Bellair, RyBerg, and Young James.
He is best known for his catch-phrase "Poor Boi in the House" and has released a number of genre-breaking, unreasonably catchy singles, including: "Special Traxxx (Always On it)", featuring Mashop, and "FIREBAN (Straight Killin' This)", in which he collaborated with hip-hop icons Bellair, RyBerg, and Young James.
by DJ Truluv August 20, 2011
Get the Poor Boi mug.verb. Similar to window shopping, it is the act of browsing merchandise at a store knowing full well that you have no money to make any purchase.
Person 1: Hey, where have you been? Person 2: At the mall... Person 1: The mall? Where did you get money to go shopping at the mall? Person 2: I don't have money. I was poor gazing.
by Fab Vocab November 27, 2011
Get the poor gazing mug.When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose
I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
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