fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

by dw8177 April 25, 2017

Darth Plagueis

Did you ever hear the tragdey of darth plaguise the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

Did you ever hear the tragdey of Darth Plagueis the wise?

by ThenextJesus March 27, 2018

Zoe Plan

Noun
A preposterous plan doomed from the start. Often used when referring to an attempt at dating your crush.

Trying to date Jessica was a real Zoe Plan.

by Tygfty February 18, 2020

Liam's Three Step Plan

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.

I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!

by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014

finesse the plug

To trick trick the person who supplies you with narcotics into giving you more than you pay for.

Person 1: I am going to go finesse the plug for a brick.
Person 2: Be careful, he has been selling shit a long time, and I heard he don't play.

by FinesseLord August 13, 2016

back up plan

Haplessly taken for granted just because it’s not “exciting enough” or it’s “too good”. A plan that will only be referred to when all else fails. When you become a back up plan you should
figure out a way to hit them hard with the realization that you won’t always be there for them to walk all over you when they have no one else to go to; that you’ve got your own plans too. Otherwise, you my friend, will forever remain stuck in that phase.
Checkout doormat

Person #1 : Hey bro so what’s our plans tonight?
Person #2 : Who said “we” had plans? Check back with me in an hour or two.
Person #1 : What, so now I’m a back up plan?

by lufituaed.bnim December 1, 2017

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.

my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019