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Ninja Pipe

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.
by Ness828 January 8, 2018
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Dumpy Pipes

Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.

Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.

This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.

So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.

Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.

Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."

Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."

Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."

Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."

Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."

Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"

Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Gary Pipe

A Yorkshire phrase used to describe an anus
Wow Terry I was out last night and I did that girl up the Gary pipe
by Kurbyking September 1, 2021
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pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese
Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020
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calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person
ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage
by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018
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Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.
The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.
by MrSaije May 5, 2021
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Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.
I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.
by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014
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