SLUDGE PILE

HE TOOT THEN BITCH HE TOOT SOME MORE!?!?!?!

Honey I sludge piled last night

Honey: ok

by Jambe February 13, 2021

Pile

UK. A large, often dilapidated historic country house that posh people live in.

They sold their flat in Chelsea and bought a huge pile in Wiltshire, dahling.

by Equaliser March 4, 2021

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

Chucking Pile

The Act of searching through one’s own belongings in a frantic haphazard way, often times in a loud and annoying display that doesn’t produce the sought after item but instead creates an even larger more disorganized mound of crap that’s been festering on your apartment floor.

This can also occur in the car or van that said person resides.

Candice broke her face in her toiletries bag when she passed out, bent over at the waist, chucking pile in my living room.

by Sal Moanella May 4, 2021

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

pile dividers

a really, really, REALLY tight g-string

my arse really hurts, these are proper pile dividers!

by ironlionzion January 12, 2012

piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011