Kidd pocket

when you take a shit in a Corvette and shut the doors for a surprise!

I left a Kidd pocket for my buddy Dustin,danny and Joe

by Kidd pocket June 21, 2008

J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.

Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."

by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009

hog pocket

Derived from cutting a hole in your pants pocket and putting your dick in it.

That guy was digging around in his pocket like he had a hog pocket!

by knujscire June 22, 2016

Pus Pocket

General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.

Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

Pocket Ball

When you place your hands into your pockets and have a little fiddle with you Willy.

Ryan: "Hey check out this pic of a hot chick"
*BANG* - a noise can be heard from a seperate cubicle in the work place.
Ryan: "What was that noise?"
Byron: "It was Nick playing pocket ball"

Example: 2
Ryan: "Look at that dude with his hands in his pockets! jiggling around"
Nathan: "Yeah he is playing pocket ball"

by Ryzilla July 4, 2008

mouse in your pocket

Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.

"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jack Bard October 10, 2008