period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.

Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.

by nerdynanny October 14, 2021

gtfo period

The small time gap between safety and danger. Can be used to define how long you have before someone turns angry, or before a fight breaks out or just for Shits and giggles when playing chap door, run.

Person 1: I just split with my girlfriend.
Person 2: sorry to hear that dude, how did she take it?
Person 1: don't know yet, waiting for her to reply.
Person 2: wait, you didn't do it to her face? You got maybe a 20 second gtfo period before she hunts you down dude.

by dts94 January 21, 2013

period peel

your period ends and you have to peel those layers off your face.

girl: mine started today and i can’t wait to peel off my current layer. it’s already getting kinda loose!

friend: Ugh mine started today too can’t wait to peel off my layer and it feels sooooo good after you peel it right!?!? i love period peel

by niviac.6 May 26, 2021

braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

face period

A blood nose.

Fred hit Barney and gave him a face period.

by Antipodean Anarchist November 12, 2015

Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.

Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.

by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018

period theory

The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.

"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal

by Fancy Tampon September 15, 2015