Grady/Pen Eater

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.

The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp

by NoWayNoHow December 17, 2019

ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024

beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019

Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

Run Car Snow Pen

Run Car Snow Pen is a sentance thats been growing lately its meaning is something that makes people giggle that can speak/understand swedish.

It sounds like: Runkar snoppen

Yo friend, could you say Run Car Snow Pen

by John_The_Dog41 September 19, 2024

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025