pastana

A boy who's dick is so big he has to fold it into his ass
Which is probably why he is always upset seeming like someone put a stick up his ass

He sucks his own balls

He's dated someone named Kylie why idk

Pastana is very weird funny and kind

And likes sticking his hands down underage girls shirts

PASTANA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT! TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF MY SHIRT!

by Sneakylink;)#2 July 27, 2023

pastapizza

The most atrocious food knows to man, often causing people to kill themselves upon eating.

“He ate a pastapizza, then he died a horrible death!”

by StopPastapizza August 24, 2023

Pasta Man

What Riggy calls Clone Riggy/Preston after waking up from a coma in Shorts Wars.

Pasta Man gave me a box!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024

Pasta Eater

A slur used to discriminate against those poser ass fake ass not real ass Italians. God I wish Italians were real.

That Pasta Eater ass bitch touched my fucking pasta.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.

“I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle”

by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023

Pasta Eater

It is the art to eat pasta in the most elegant way possible

Mamma mia me a Pasta Eater.

by pasta eater_ February 28, 2024