partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

Patona

Big feet

Tu hermana es una patona.

by bonita applebum August 13, 2014

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Blanket Pardon

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).

Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...

by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021

partner

girlfriend or boyfriend you are soon to leave

yes, i'm still living with my partner

by Harald Sævareid September 2, 2003

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007