packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

Pinky Pudding

noun.

The sticky clump of earwax found on the tip of ones pinky after a particularly fruitful ear itching.

You're cousin, Zane, made me try his pinky pudding today after lunch.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Euro-Pudding

The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.

Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.

by Effrescini April 27, 2011

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Ball Pudding

A pudding in which is made of balls.

Gabriel has a mouth full of ball pudding!

by dragonsluvpenus August 23, 2011

yorkie pud

1) cute name for someone from yorkshire ( england )
2) a yorkshire pudding

1) " you yorkie pud "
2) fancy a yorkie pud for tea tonight

by Elenor26 January 3, 2008