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lube pooper

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
by a huge rooster March 26, 2015
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active pooper

The active pooper is the individual in the bathroom, usually alone, making a a loud grumpy. See “grumpy.”
There is an active pooper situation going on in the women’s restroom right now Nancy.
by Grumpy Carl November 2, 2017
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Video Pooper

someone that is making modifying videos, changing the original video content or review them
this guy edit the video, I don't like the new version. he is a Video Pooper.
by nimitack May 25, 2020
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Shit pooper

This Shit pooper hasn’t shit out of their ass yet.”
by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021
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pooperty

These are the poo properties, or pooperties.
This pooperty is a common among the carnivorous group.
by dunxrion August 25, 2013
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Pooper Stupor

When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.
Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!
by The Real Chas April 28, 2017
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Pooperino

A genus of the human species which often speak in silly expressions. Pooperinos are known for their whimsical and sarcastic nature.
Also used as an expression of dire misfortune.
Are really scrubbing the floor with your tongue? You pooperino.
I just dropped my water bottle! Ah pooperino.
by penguiinbear July 9, 2018
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