teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

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Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot March 29, 2011

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Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008

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poon grinch

the guy at a party who takes two or more girls into the basement, bathroom etc. and subsequently steals all the poon and laves the rest of the party to be a complete and utter sausage fest.

1. "man that guy took three fucking girls now there is none left"
"I know that guy is such a poon grinch"

by blankityblank_00 January 21, 2009

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