Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Thung Pong

A contraption used by the lesbian community to crack the buhhh of their companions. Essentially a dihh

Yo watch out, she has a thung pong on her.

by Apaul67 August 11, 2025

Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

pong ji

An expression of hatred, love, and amazement... the definition changes depending on what situation you use the word in. When you are annoyed you say PONG Ji! When you are mad at someone you say PONG YOU! It varies through different feelings. You typically use it with friends and family and even with strangers. I use this word on a daily basis and I think you should too!

Ugh, pong ji I can’t believe I failed this test!

by quantishaOrpalisti December 6, 2020

call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.

1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong

by oolveea December 2, 2020

pong

When you get a smell or whiff of something nasty

“The pong of that bird shit fuckin nasty mate you should go home”

by Pusidonmin October 29, 2017

Pong

A Pong is a water crack pipe bong

A.k.a water cracky

“F**k using the normal pipe, pass me the pong”

by Yullahhalfgram June 8, 2019