couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 27, 2010
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Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.
by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025
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Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.
by that ho December 19, 2023
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Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.
Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna
by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023
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House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 07, 2021
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plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)
dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter
by buttmaster808 August 06, 2010
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