Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

Plant

It's someone that murders indians n ugandans. They have absolutely nothing to do with plants. So if you came here to look for a standstill plant, well, you are away from luck.

I saw a Plant earlier today. And it is a human! How can this be? Well it is not a plant, it is a Plant. That Plant should die!

by FlAnZuRu December 2, 2022

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.

Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?

by TheRealDaddyO5 November 4, 2018

billy plant

A nice caring guy will always have your back in anything you do. He may seem weird to you if you don't know him but if you do get to know him you would know that he is very loyal and he never goes behind your back. He is a great friend and a even better boyfriend

Girlfriend- Hey billy plant

by Gators03 July 19, 2017

to Plant

Elite:Dangerous slang
to Plant means to (sub-target and) shoot a ship's powerplant.

his shields were regening, i had to aim fast to plant the bastard

by HammerPavel July 31, 2017

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019