(Also come pipe)
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane December 30, 2017
The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.
I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.
by teddytugginpitts October 16, 2014
Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
by tufty1 April 14, 2009
Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!
by hippie mafia January 10, 2014
A long cannabis smoking device made of PVC pipes. Usualy in the shape of a "U". A long hose runs off one side and a weed bowl on the other. Most of the pipe is filled with water.
by Whiteman9100 January 20, 2008
by walkingblind November 14, 2005