phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016

Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.

"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."

by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018

Phantom Cuck

When you cuck somebody by fucking their partner, but they aren’t there to watch. So basically just sex, but you can use this phrase to seem cool around friends.

“Man, my friend fucked my girl behind my back...I got Phantom Cucked!”

by Crunchy_bois May 21, 2020

phantom menacing

A close cousin to submarining but not exactly ghosting, phantom menacing is the continuous act of showing signs of life on someone's social media feed (mostly through likes, possibly retweets) repeatedly or in intermittent patterns. But what makes phantom menacing different from submarining is that the phantom menace never actually opens up a line of dialog with the target in public conversation or private messaging.

While a person can phantom menace someone of any gender that they have a platonic relationship with, phantom menacing is virtually always done to a woman by a man after hooking up or dating. He will do this for weeks or even several months after he last exchanged a word with her yet never actually talk to her even after liking hundreds of her tweets.

"Remember that guy John I hooked up with forever ago at that party? We still follow each other on Facebook even though we haven't spoken in almost a year. Why does he keep phantom menacing me every few months by liking up every single post yet not saying anything? I don't live in a fuckin guarded tower, JUST TALK TO ME."

by bufonidae666 August 1, 2018

Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.

"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"

by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009

phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up

Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger

by The turd master December 10, 2013