sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'

A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'

by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.

homework gave me another broken pencil.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

Break a pencil off in him

To stab one in the neck with a n02pencil. Namely a prisoner.

We need to break a pencil off in him. Pedos mainly.

by PanPizzaTheFurry March 11, 2022

I'll pencil you in

To sexually assult/stimulate someone with a pencil, usually rubber end first for safety.

Oi, come here you silly slag... I'll pencil you in!

by Horny B April 27, 2008

The Pencil

When going up to the board it is necessary to bring a pencil or else you may epically fail like a "Brett"

This is why we have The Pencil

by JasonZachawubbage April 21, 2010

Making a Pencil Disappear

To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.

"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"

by @wesomeman500 October 13, 2008