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sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'
A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'
by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008
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Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality
Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"
by Zvonimir February 20, 2020
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broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.
homework gave me another broken pencil.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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Break a pencil off in him

To stab one in the neck with a n02pencil. Namely a prisoner.
We need to break a pencil off in him. Pedos mainly.
by PanPizzaTheFurry March 11, 2022
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I'll pencil you in

To sexually assult/stimulate someone with a pencil, usually rubber end first for safety.
by Horny B April 27, 2008
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The Pencil

When going up to the board it is necessary to bring a pencil or else you may epically fail like a "Brett"
This is why we have The Pencil
by JasonZachawubbage April 21, 2010
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Making a Pencil Disappear

To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.
"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"
by @wesomeman500 October 13, 2008
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