Facebook Official is when you've changed your facebook relationship status to show who you're dating. You're not officially official until everyone on facebook can see it.
by SoulKeepz August 18, 2010
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I saw Kristen from accounting out the other night, and she doesn't look that good in a bar full of other hot chicks. I think she's just office ass.
by Danny__G. October 3, 2007
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The one guy in the office that everyone hates.
Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010
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by 44thStreetManager September 10, 2011
Get the 44th Street Office mug.He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
Get the Special Officer Doofy mug.A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.
Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
by cliffdogg October 23, 2007
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And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
by cranrad September 20, 2005
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