Opposite

The anti, reversed, or rivaling version of a

1. noun

2. adjective
3. verb

1. Male and female genitalia are opposites.
2. It is cold outside compared to this warm fire.
3. I attracted someone today, opposite to my SO's reaction.

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 December 28, 2017

opple

Alternative meaning to male genitalia.

"I would put my opple in that."

by IKnowHowToSpell September 13, 2014

Fat Oppression

Something that isn't real. Overweight people aren't 'oppressed'. If someone is bitching to you, it's because they are a asshole. Not because you are overweight. Fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. Fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. And if someone does give a REAL life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. You don't hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. That's because it isn't real.

Normal weight person: Here, try some fruit salad!
Fat person: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! THAT IS SO FAT OPPRESSION!
Normal weight person: No! It's just this is really goo-
Fat person: TRIGGERED! IM PUTTING THIS ON MY TUMBLR!

by Metal head \m/ August 26, 2015

opposhit

When the opposite of something is unfavorable, disgusting, or degrading.

John: Did you have fun at the movies?

Joanne: No, quite the opposhit. Jack threw up in my lap.

by Koopwhatsit March 25, 2010

Opportunitwat

Women that men pick up at the end of the night which otherwise would not be possible.

Last night opportunitwat knocked. You know that hot bitch Cindy? Well she was blacked out and I took her home! *High five*

by Psilosapien October 2, 2010

Oppoganger

A doppelganger of the opposite sex. A person who is like you in every way except for gender. Your "other half", as some might say.

From "opposite sex" plus "Doppelganger."

I will find my oppoganger someday.

by Urine Corporation September 2, 2014

opportusexual

(adj.) A sexual orientation based on opportunity rather than a preference for one gender or another.

My friend Carl doesn't care whose wet hole he sticks his dick in tonight, man or woman, he just wants to get laid. He is opportusexual.

by E-5 P June 26, 2016