House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter

Boston’s being a house lizard tonight

by Rb1224 January 21, 2021

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

Sweepstakes House

A place where you have a chance to win prizes. kind of like gambling but not really.

mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?

mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?

mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!

mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.

by MR.EBT January 4, 2013

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Manny’s House

A place where priests would sodomize the young in the old days.

Manny loves to bring kids to the Manny’s House

by Paul¥Macleod February 18, 2021

Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.

Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.

by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022