Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

hot beats

A phrase meaning something is very impressive or awesome.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? I got a raise today.
Person 2: Wow man, awesome, that's hot beats! Congrats.

by prence November 2, 2006

Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

by bumpea April 29, 2010

guts beat in

to get ur guts beat in a sexual manner also to get ur back broke

yo tha chick ova there bout to get her guts beat in

by gabriel January 23, 2005

beat up

To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.

Example 1:
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.

Jake: Are you serious??

Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?

Jake: That's beat the fuck up

Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?

Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.

by chief7323 January 15, 2014

Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 1, 2006