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old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.
Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.
by sweetbill May 5, 2008
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Old TV

A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.
The "Old TV" position made them laugh like crazy, but it never did help the TV picture.
by bjmike March 22, 2010
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Old Greg

1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School

2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson

3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys

4. Often displays mangina

noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good
Old greg quote:

"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"
by Chelsea Patton July 27, 2008
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old memes

old memes like nyan cat are gold compared to damn daniel and deez nuts
by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017
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Old Sport

Dave says this a lot in Dayshift at Freddy's. Sometimes even 'sportsy'.
"Hey there, Old Sport! I am definetly not a child murderer or anything"
by montussylover February 9, 2022
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old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.
I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023
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Old Gray Lady

The top nickname for one of the most popular newspapers in the U.S., The New York Times.
Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.
by M-V-P January 4, 2012
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