Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.

She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO

by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013

Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.

That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.

by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Broad

A female that is less respectable than a women but more respectable than a hoe that lives in the country side.

That cowgirl from the bar was a country Broad that drives horses.

by City Broad November 16, 2018

the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017