Studies Entomology and Xylography
by Evryon July 24, 2020
Get the Sexmug. by BYourself4ever March 4, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by SnowUltran August 10, 2016
Get the Sexmug. Friend: Man, why does almost all these Urban Dictionary definitions have to do with sex?
Other Friend: I don’t know, but that’s the internet for you.
Other Friend: I don’t know, but that’s the internet for you.
by Vargskelthor November 13, 2021
Get the Sexmug. A cute girl asks you over for a "sleepover" (wink wink) when no one else is home. You come over and she starts pulling off your clothes, and you are pulling off her clothes. You start kissing her all the way down her body. You reach her soft, big boobs. You start kissing them, licking them etc. You reach the inside her legs right beside her vagina. You kiss them and tease her so much she's moaning with delight. Then, you stick your dick in her vagina, now both of you are moaning.
You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
You: I just had sex with my girlfriend all night last night and all morning too.
Friend: Lucky you! My girlfriend is out of town
Friend: Lucky you! My girlfriend is out of town
by MimiLOL456 December 9, 2018
Get the Sexmug. When a man sticks his key in a woman's keyhole to unlock the egg to open up a baby then the baby cooks up in the womb for 9 months and then he/she is free after being a prisoner inside his/her mother.
by Lime green among us character March 14, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by MC4L November 23, 2021
Get the Sexmug.