Squid noob

Look at that Squid noob!
by Fuckrick December 07, 2022
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Tank Noob

In the Halo games, a term used to describe someone who sucks but gets a lot of cheap kills just because they're in a tank and not because they're good. This term is often used by players who get frustrated because they keep getting owned by someone in a tank or by people who are sore losers in general.
That player is a fucking tank noob. I'd own his sorry ass if he were on foot.
by Halo Playa January 03, 2010
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Lube Noob

When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.
Girl: Do you know how to use lube?
Boy: No I'm a lube noob
by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016
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Plane noob

plān nu:b

adj: A player in a battle-scale FPS (Battlefield, ArmA, etc) who has taken the time to become adept at an aviation device, which usually involves a large degree of difficulty, and proceeds to use aforementioned acquired abilites against his enemy, and is therefore insulted, by being called a noob.
'u r a plane noob'
'Why yes, I am a pilot, thank you.'
by AceBader December 28, 2011
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Noob wednesday

The day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. Flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and ALL rental equipment, watching them fall and eat shit is better than any Hollywood movie. Specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.
School announcements: "Today will be the first day of intramural skiing at Tussey Mountain. Buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon."

Person who skis on a regular basis: "HELL YEAH! FIRST NOOB WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR!!!!"
by 5k1 2 Th3 D@y 1 dI3 January 18, 2012
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Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
by cinnabellex3 February 20, 2012
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noob saibot

A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.
by horror_blood June 30, 2004
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