When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.
by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016

plān nu:b
adj: A player in a battle-scale FPS (Battlefield, ArmA, etc) who has taken the time to become adept at an aviation device, which usually involves a large degree of difficulty, and proceeds to use aforementioned acquired abilites against his enemy, and is therefore insulted, by being called a noob.
adj: A player in a battle-scale FPS (Battlefield, ArmA, etc) who has taken the time to become adept at an aviation device, which usually involves a large degree of difficulty, and proceeds to use aforementioned acquired abilites against his enemy, and is therefore insulted, by being called a noob.
by AceBader December 30, 2011

A little game people like to play where you go and hack the accounts of noobs.
It's not always in the intention of stealing their items, but rather something done for fun.
It's not always in the intention of stealing their items, but rather something done for fun.
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 25, 2009

In the Halo games, a term used to describe someone who sucks but gets a lot of cheap kills just because they're in a tank and not because they're good. This term is often used by players who get frustrated because they keep getting owned by someone in a tank or by people who are sore losers in general.
by Halo Playa January 2, 2010

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.
by horror_blood June 29, 2004
