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nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children
Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!
by anonymous September 1, 2025
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Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive
Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce
by Capybatman January 25, 2020
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Nonce

Your uncle
That guy is definitely a nonce.
by Imaladg July 23, 2019
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big fucking stroking nonce: somebody that it a child predator and tortures children if they dont fuck em
hey run its a nonce
by Skkshsofnc May 19, 2019
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.
Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”
by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018
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Your dad is a nonce
by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022
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