A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011
Get the Dutch Slapmug. A very small, but loud fart that almost hurts when it comes out , and when it slaps your butt cheeks together.
Guy 1) Oh that Mexican food is giving me a lot of Dutch Firecracker (s).
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
by Winnie_The_Shit July 18, 2011
Get the Dutch Firecrackermug. by Rob-tard July 6, 2010
Get the Dutch Volcanomug. Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009
Get the Dutch Puttermug. When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.
by Dari Rama May 28, 2015
Get the Dutch Mulemug. by wizardthelizardbro August 28, 2013
Get the Dutch Narwhalmug. by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
Get the Dutch Ovenmug.