con air

A movie starring Nicholas Cage that I have unintentionally seen thousands of times.

DAMN THAT SUPERSTATION, DAMN IT TO HELL!

person 1: Oh, what's that?
person 2: Con Air.
person 1: CHANGE IT QUICK!
person 2: I can't, the spirit of Steve Buscemi's terrible film choices as of lately has posessed the remote control preventing me from changing it and thus subjecting me to it's terror, again!
person 1: Shit.

by Nitsirhc July 21, 2005

AIR SCARF

When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.

Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.

I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!

Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.

by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008

air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008

bee-air

another name for beer. it takes the -er sound and changes it into the -air sound. also said loudly and by itself excenuating the -air. derived from some Stevenson University males who take every word with an -er sound and change it to -air.

hey, can you pass me another bee-air from the fridge?

by so cool from jersey6 June 12, 2011

Jane Air

Very popular russian emo band. Members:Boo - vocals, Korny - guitar, Gokk - buss-guitar, Toxa - drums

Boo from Jane Air has got an amazing voice! I love it!

by Ela Sakhabutdinova January 5, 2009

air tran

an airline that flies 717 and 737s on mainly east coast routes. a few of their routes go out west. they are a reincarnation of valujet. they really need more routes out west.

i got mad head on the air tran lax to atlanta today from some bitch next to me.

by bigjt November 26, 2006

Air Cadet

What a legend. Air Cadets are the only decent cadet force out there. They wear great hats.

"What the hell is that sea cadet wearing on his head?"
"Not a beret, that's for sure."
"That's true. At least the Air Cadet lot have a sense of style"

by TheUnrulyAuthor December 3, 2019