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jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks
jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know
by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025
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jared

how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021
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Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
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Jared

Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
Man that guy is such a “Jared”
by DireIsGay November 25, 2023
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jarees

Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.
Jarees is the man of the year
by Lucky727 December 18, 2018
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Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I am lucky to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life. Definitely husband material!
by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023
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jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
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