Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.

Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."

by the big RP February 10, 2026

Full Nelson

To have sex with a cat.

“Bro! Trent went full Nelson! We gotta kick his ass!”

by wabberjabber0909 March 12, 2026

Dry Nelson

When you put your home boy in a Full Nelson and you use your dry callus feet to give him a footjob untill he begs for mercy.

Alex was kinda pissing me off so I gave him a "Dry Nelson".

by TacoQueef69 January 14, 2026

Pulled a Nelson

To make an incredibly violent and racist joke or statement

God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson.

by Indian boy Ursula November 12, 2011

Pulled A Nelson

To make an incredibly racist or violent insult or statement to someone; A racist and violent remark or threat

I'm going to take all the Hispanics and throw them over the border 1 by 1 in pieces.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson

by ThatIndianMan November 12, 2011

carmen and nelson

The best couple ever! I could watch them together for Years. They should be together. Both cute and smart . Love that Couple

Harry: Tell me the cutest Couple?
Lena: Carmen and Nelson, They are so cute.
Harry: obviously

by Casarao January 2, 2017