mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015

Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019