mantatoes

ball sack!

"that dude has some huge mantatoes!"

by rando shit October 31, 2008

mental brick

Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.

Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.

Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.

by Jake Who? February 7, 2009

Mentaldisorderist

A person who doesn't like others who have mental disorders.

I'm not a mentaldisorderist, I just don't think people with OCD are kool.

by padr49904 January 21, 2010

Mantastic

A female that has the qualities or characteristics of one who is of the male gender. A truly rare alpha female that becomes the 'man' in the relationship.

"dude after sex, she didn't want to cuddle last night. she's freaking mantastic."

by fosheeezo de kin February 3, 2010

Mantain

A mixture of the words man and plantain (small banana), it is a word describing a small penis.

I spent last night with him. Sure, he's hot, but he has a mantain!

by DRY0YRD October 28, 2010

Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.

"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."

by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011