by Jaryl Haymen April 02, 2019
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes March 18, 2011
by ff9001 October 14, 2010
a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
by Bob H January 15, 2007
by chappersloveshall May 02, 2008
Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.
by ricksoutheast82 March 26, 2007